I am working on this essay. It will be quite long and I will probably take a bit longer to finish. I do not want to rush it but do the subject justice. Also, as some of the false shamans I am writing about are actually vampires, I felt I needed to write about vampirism first, and explain what it is, how to recognise it and how to protect yourself against it. Few people believe there are real life vampires, and therefore they leave themselves completely open to vampire attacks. Of course it is not like in the movies, but it is a very real threat. I personally had contact with vampires, and so had several of my friends. Therefore I invite you to read about vampirism until I finish the article on false shamans, which should take a week at the most, if no major obstacles come up...

Vampires Suck!